Boring Human

A         D         A         D

 

Verse 1

A

I wish I was a bird

D

I’d fly through the sky 

B-

Have super keen eyes

E

And an incredible dive

 

            A                E        D      

But I’m not,    I’m just a boring 

A           D          A          D

Human

 

A

I wish I was a penguin

D

I’d survive in the freezing cold 

B-

Look the same when I’m old

E

I would not even fly

 

            A                E        D      

But I’m not,    I’m just a boring 

A           D          A          D

human

 

Chorus

B-             C#-              A                        C#-

So many amazing      creatures in the world

B-               C#-            F#-

And I had to be born So very dull

B-                          C#-            A                      C#-

I only have two legs, two arms, and one head

B-                C#-                       F#-                        D    E

I wish that I was born           Something more interesting

A         D         A         D

Instead

 

 

 

Verse 2

A

I wish I was a spider

D

I’d lay ten thousand eggs 

B-

Dance with eight crazy legs

E

And my home would be a web

 

            A                E        D      

But I’m not,    I’m just a boring 

A           D          A          D

Human

 

A

I wish I was a  snake

D

Don’t need to learn to walk

B-

I’d hiss instead of talk

E

And my tongue would be a fork

 

            A                E        D      

But I’m not,    I’m just a boring 

A           D          A          D

human

 

Chorus 2

 

Bridge (Ska)

A                     D         E

I want an elephant trunk on my head

And I want a tree branch as a bed

I want to stay warm in the snow

And I want a tail that will regrow

I want to fly high in the sky

And I want to do an under water dive

I want eyes that see in the dark

And I wanna have a very loud bark

 

            A                E        D      

But I’m can’t,  cause I’m just a boring 

A           D          A          D

Human